Can't go wrong with this one. Clash with your black jeans? Nope. Clash with your white jeans? Nope. Cash with your red jeans? Nope. Show the pie-and-sauce stains at 2am? Nope (as long as you remember to wipe it off the white part).
Measurements:
MENS
Medium
Length: 26 inches/66cm
Width: 21.1 inches/53.5cm
Large
Length: 28.1 inches/71.5cm
Width: 21.1 inches/53.5cm
LADIES
Size 10
Length: 24.4 inches/62cm
Width: 16.9 inches/43cm
Size 14
Length: 26.6 inches/67.5cm
Width: 18.5 inches/47cm
For Australian customers the tax man insists we add 10% GST, making each tee $33.00.